Download E-books I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman PDF

By Nora Ephron

Together with her disarming, intimate, thoroughly obtainable voice, and dry humorousness, Nora Ephron stocks with us her ups and downs in I suppose undesirable approximately My Neck, a candid, hilarious examine ladies who're aging and working with the tribulations of upkeep, menopause, empty nests, and existence itself.

Ephron chronicles her lifestyles as an obsessed prepare dinner, passionate urban dweller, and hapless father or mother. yet commonly she speaks frankly and uproariously approximately existence as a girl of a definite age. completely brave, uproariously humorous, and by surprise relocating in its fact telling, I think undesirable approximately My Neck is a delicious, impossible to resist deal with of a booklet, choked with truths, giggle out loud moments that might attract readers of every age.

Show description

Read Online or Download I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman PDF

Similar Autobiography books

How Did All This Happen?

If you are a guy of a definite age you are going to recognize there comes some extent in existence whilst getting a activities motor vehicle and over-analysing your contribution to society appears like a truly stable inspiration. With a very good task in revenues and advertising and a pleasant condo in Manchester that he shared together with his spouse and youngsters, John Bishop was once no various while he grew to become the feared 4-0.

Hell's Angel: The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club

The single licensed, real ebook concerning the Hell's Angels motorbike membership through founding member, Sonny Barger—featuring a new introductionNarrated by way of the visionary founding member, Hell's Angel presents a desirable all-access go to the key international of the infamous Hell's Angels bike membership.

The Measure of a Man: A Spiritual Autobiography (Oprah's Book Club)

"I haven't any desire to play the pontificating idiot, pretending that i have without warning get a hold of the solutions to all life's questions. fairly that opposite, i started this publication as an exploration, an workout in self-questing. In different phrases, i needed to determine, as I seemed again at an extended and intricate lifestyles, with many twists and turns, how good i have performed at measuring as much as the values i personally have set.

Booky Wook 2: This Time It's Personal

Settling on up the place he left off in My Booky Wook, celeb and comic Russell model information his speedy climb to status and fortune in an incredibly candid, resolutely humorous, and unbelievably electrifying tell-all: Booky Wook 2. Brand’s performances in Arthur, Get Him to the Greek, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall have earned him a spot in enthusiasts’ hearts; now, with a drop of Chelsea Handler’s Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, a splash of Tommy Lee’s airborne dirt and dust, and a spoonful of Nikki Sixx’s The Heroin Diaries, model is going all of the way—exposing the mad genius in the back of the audacious comedian we know (or imagine we all know) and love (or no less than, lust).

Extra resources for I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

Show sample text content

Undesirable Hair I’m sorry to record that i've got a mustache. in actual fact, I most likely constantly had a mustache, yet for years it was once type of dormant, or incipient, or threatening, within the means a cloudy sky threatens to rain. On a couple of events in my more youthful years it became darkish and stormy, and while it did, I handled it through going to the pharmacy and purchasing a much-too-large jar of anything referred to as Jolen creme bleach. (I consistently attempted to shop for a small jar of Jolen creme bleach, yet not anyone shares it, for the most obvious cause that it expenditures below the large jar. ) This journey to the shop was once often undefined, shortly, through the invention of a number of different slightly used, completely strong much-too-large jars of Jolen creme bleach, which became out to were correct there all alongside, lower than the rest room sink, the place I had simply searched for them—I swear I had—and but didn’t see them. Jolen creme bleach turns the mustache in your higher lip to the precise colour of Richard Gephardt’s hair, that's greater than its having a look like Frida Kahlo’s mustache, yet it’s nonetheless just a little hairier than you suggest it to be. yet then, alongside got here menopause. And with it, my mustache replaced: It used to be not dormant, incipient, and perilous; it was once now simply simple there. thankfully, on the time, i used to be going to a stunning Russian-born hairdresser named Nina at the top West part of big apple who, because it became out, really good in whatever referred to as threading, an attractive and exciting approach to hair removing she had discovered in Russia and which, so far as i will be able to inform, is the single factor the Russians controlled to outdo us at in fifty years of the chilly conflict. Threading contains thread—garden-variety stitching thread—a lengthy strand of that's twisted and maneuvered in a type of cat’s cradle configuration so that it will eliminate hair in a fashion that's quickly and painful (although now not, I should still indicate, as painful as, say, labor). the consequences final a couple of month. for a very long time, threading gave the impression of a superb and never fairly burdensome addition to my upkeep regime. Nina did my hair two times per week, so it took in basic terms 5 extra mins for her to string my mustache—plus, after all, ten extra mins to string my eyebrows, no longer that i wished my eyebrows threaded simply because my bangs are see you later you can’t even inform even if i've got eyebrows, less whether or not they want weeding. yet so long as Nina used to be doing the mustache it looked as if it would her (and let’s face it, to me) that she may well besides do the eyebrows too. Having your eyebrows threaded is way dearer and lots more and plenty extra painful (although now not, I should still indicate, as painful as labor), and reasons you to sneeze uncontrollably. yet that’s a small fee to pay. actually, the price of threading is a small rate to pay for the sleek and gorgeous end result. regrettably, even though, a number of years in the past, I moved clear of the higher West facet to the higher East aspect of long island, taking my mustache with me yet abandoning Nina and her compelling geographical comfort. So now i have to upload the trip time (and cab fare) to the price of threading.

Rated 4.41 of 5 – based on 33 votes