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By Dan Gutman

A.J. and the crowd are graduating! however the out-of-control PTA president is popping the whole lot right into a large rite entire with fireworks, a petting zoo, and a flyover through the Blue Angels! Is relocating as much as 3rd grade this sort of sizeable deal? And what may be able to get it wrong?

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Flames shot up within the air. “This flame represents the everlasting quest for wisdom that might endlessly burn inside of you,” Mrs. Dole informed us. I didn’t comprehend what she was once conversing approximately, yet fireplace is cool. probably we might get to toast marshmallows later. After she lit the everlasting flame, Mrs. Dole gave a speech. I don’t take into account a lot of it, yet i believe she informed us to appear either methods prior to placing on sunscreen and to consistently put on a motorcycle helmet if we went operating with scissors. “Third grade should be scary,” Mrs. Dole stated. “But take into accout how fearful you have been in your first day of kindergarten? My little child Ryan was once so scared to visit institution that he peed in his pants. I commit it to memory love it used to be the day before today. ” “You peed on your pants the day past? ” I requested Ryan. He was once hiding less than his chair. guy, that’s what i might do if my mother simply informed 1000's of strangers that I peed in my pants the day before today. After Mrs. Dole’s speech, i assumed we'd get our diplomas. yet no! A marching band got here out of the health club and performed that music approximately going to the YMCA. Then a massive cake used to be wheeled out in entrance of the level. very well! i admire cake! yet we didn’t get to devour it but. We needed to take a seat and hear extra speaking. Mrs. Dole grabbed the microphone back. “Being PTA president is a huge responsibility,” she stated. “Being president of whatever is a huge accountability. That’s why I’m very excited to introduce our certain visitor speaker. He’s additionally a president. Please welcome the previous president of the United States…Mr. invoice Clinton! ” eight Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Wow! A president of the U.S. used to be going to speak to us! Double wow! each person clapped. a man with white hair got here out of the health club and went over to the microphone. I whispered to Ryan, “How did your mother get President Clinton to return to our commencement? ” “I bet she went to Rent-a-President,” he acknowledged. every body accomplished clapping, and President Clinton began to communicate. I didn’t capture each observe he acknowledged, however it went anything like this: “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah this is often so dull blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah is he virtually performed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah he can’t move on for much longer blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i feel he’s virtually comprehensive blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i feel I’m gonna die blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…” guy, that man convinced can speak!

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