By Frankie Boyle
Analyzing Scotland's Jesus could be like being referred to as into the lounge by means of your baby shouting that they see a bit crimson dot at the head of a television newscaster, then using the white sizzling bullet in the course of the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding mind. It's a humorous ebook concerning the information, in part since it used to be made up our minds pornographic publication approximately Scottish Independence wouldn't particularly promote.
In chapters starting from overseas Politics to the Animal international, Scotland's Jesus is permitted the chance to exhibit his more and more unsympathetic worldview and disintegrating psyche. A torrent of jokes approximately fresh occasions give you the framework for a broader philosophical depression. Frankie Boyle makes use of the tales of the preferred press as a springboard to give an explanation for the character of fact and the main points of our enslavement to mirthless company Warlocks.
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