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By Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake

How do you outwit a Twit?

Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest humans on the planet. They hate everything—except taking part in suggest jokes on one another, catching blameless birds to install their chook Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. however the Muggle-Wumps have had sufficient. they do not simply wish out, they need revenge.

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The carpet used to be huge, immense. It coated the whole flooring from wall to wall. It had a purple and gold development on it. it's not effortless to tug a huge carpet off the ground whilst the room is stuffed with tables and chairs. “Pull! ” yelled Muggle-Wump. “Pull, pull, pull! ” He used to be like a demon hopping around the room and telling all people what to do. yet you couldn’t blame him. After months and months of status on his head along with his family members, he couldn’t look ahead to the time whilst the poor Twits will be doing an identical factor. at the very least that’s what he was hoping. With the monkeys and the birds all pulling and puffing, the carpet used to be dragged off the ground and at last hoisted up onto the ceiling. And there it caught. all of sudden, the total ceiling of the lounge used to be carpeted in pink and gold. The furnishings is going Up “Now the desk, the large desk! ” shouted Muggle-Wump. “Turn the desk the wrong way up and positioned a dollop of sticky glue onto the ground of every leg. Then we will stick that onto the ceiling to boot! ” Hoisting the massive desk the wrong way up onto the ceiling used to be no longer a simple activity, yet they controlled it in any case. “Will it remain there? ” they cried. “Is the glue powerful adequate to carry it up? ” “It’s the most powerful glue on the earth! ” Muggle-Wump answered. “It’s the unique bird-catching bird-killing glue for smearing on timber! ” “Please,” acknowledged the Roly-Poly fowl. “I have requested you earlier than let alone that topic. How do you want it if it was once Monkey Pie they made each Wednesday and your entire acquaintances were boiled up and that i went on speaking approximately it? ” “I do beg your pardon,” acknowledged Muggle-Wump. “I’m so excited I rarely comprehend what I’m announcing. Now the chairs! Do an identical with the chairs! all of the chairs has to be caught the wrong way up to the ceiling! And of their correct areas! Oh, do hurry up, everyone! Any second now, these filthy freaks are going to come back dashing in with their weapons! ” The monkeys, with the birds aiding them, placed glue at the backside of every chair leg and hoisted them as much as the ceiling. “Now the smaller tables! ” shouted Muggle-Wump. “And the massive couch! And the sideboard! And the lamps! And all of the tiny little issues! The ashtrays! The adorns! And that beastly plastic gnome at the sideboard! every little thing, completely every little thing needs to be caught to the ceiling! ” It was once extraordinarily exertions. It used to be specifically tricky to stay every thing onto the ceiling in just its correct position. yet they acquired it performed after all. “What now? ” requested the Roly-Poly fowl. He was once out of breath and so drained he may well hardly ever flap his wings. “Now the images! ” cried Muggle-Wump. “Turn all of the images the wrong way up! and should considered one of you birds please fly out onto the line and watch to determine while these frumptious freaks are coming again. ” “I’ll go,” acknowledged the Roly-Poly chook. “I’ll sit down at the cell wires and continue shield. It’ll supply me a relaxation. ” The Ravens Swoop Over they'd purely simply complete the activity while the Roly-Poly poultry got here swooping in, screaming, “They’re coming again! They’re coming again! ” quick, the birds flew again onto the roof of the home.

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